it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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