it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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