normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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