you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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