I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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