i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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