The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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