I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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