super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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