im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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