At least make sure they are 18
Why
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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