Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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