Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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