its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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