But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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