I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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