what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Small penises have feelings too.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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