Me too!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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