Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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