I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
