her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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