She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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