Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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