i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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