Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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