OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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