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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Dicks are not precious.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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