toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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