Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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