i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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