I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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