You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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