I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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