I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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