why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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