ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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