how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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