I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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