Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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