i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so that wasnt chicken after all
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
