That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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