i was rollin on her like bob the builder
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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