the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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