I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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