Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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