Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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