he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just had sex on a roof
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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