Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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