I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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