You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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