i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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